Yeah Baby!
Daddy's got a brand new flea bag.
posted by slaghammer at 2:25 AM
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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- Name: slaghammer
- Location: nowhere land
I don't like having my picture taken. I believe the camera steals your soul. If you make a stupid face when your picture is taken, your soul stays in your body. I’ve ruined a lot of family photos.
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32 Comments:
Thanks! :)
That's hawt!!!
Jebus...is EVERYTHING funny to a hyena? Honestly...somethings should be somberly sacred...you know, things like sex. Animal sex in particular.
Melanie, you are most welcome.
Agent Kitten, that is precisely what I wasn't thinking. But, hawt is good.
Kara, they have to deal with that constant pressure to live up to their names. I see a pathetic sadness behind that happy face.
Yes...one look at your mask and I knew instantly that you were the brethren of Dr. Doolittle.
Hyenas: Nature's Assholes.
Ian
He's lovin' it. He's laughing. He's havin' a good time.
Animal Porn! Nice! I no longer feel alone in this world!
Hey! That's the same exact face that Slag makes when.....oh. Never mind.
Kara, I do speak for all animals everywhere. It's really not that big of a job since most don't have a lot to say.
Ian, they are second only to my relatives in that category.
Orhan Kahn, I think he's having just a little too much fun.
Hi Doc, regarding animal porn, I have seen human sex acts that were far more disgusting. By the way, with the nearest animal shelter only minutes away, there is no excuse for feeling alone.
Jill-y, I could give that tick infested, fur-bearing garbage disposal a run for the money, could I not?
OMG So THATS what makes hyenas laff?? Too ffunny! LMAO
lastoneehere, alternative lifestyles in the animal kingdom, I guess human beings really are just animals after all.
cheesy, I think they laugh to hide their sorrow. So sad.
Hi Slaghammer! I just found your blog and it's great! I'm linking it to mine. If you like mine too, please link back! Plastic toilet paper is a million dollar idea.
www.jasonvaughnart.com/blog.html
That picture would be great for a caption contest. I think "Yeah, Baby!" is hard to beat as long as it's in Austin Powers voice.
How about, "Oh no! We've been spotted."?
Hi Photo Blog Girl, thanks for the kind words. Someday, plastic toilet paper will be in every public restroom. You are linked.
Hi Baz, with those crazy hyenas, it would probably be more like "Oh yes! We've been spotted".
Oh come on now- it's an innocent conga-line... At a Viagra party. Heh. Fun site.
Cheers.
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Hi Stucco, it takes three to make a conga line, two is humping in my book.
Well, you know- "whipcracking" can happen in heated moments. :)
I forgot to include this
Hi stucco, whipcracking? What disgusting act of depravity are you suggesting with your thinly veiled euphemism? No, really, I want to know. Jilly is laying waste to the tequila stash and it looks like daddy's got a brand new flea bag, heh, heh, YEAH BABY!
Hi stucco, I was starting to think you had forgotten about me. Been a while, what you been up to? I guess you've been pretty busy and all, so no big deal. Your link was hilarious by the way. Those damn roos are so comfortable in their own skin. I wish I could be that sure of myself. Maybe have lunch with some friends while making sweet love to Jilly. That would be a huge time saver.
Heyya Slaghammer- dintja ever play that game when you were little where kids'd hold hands and whip themselves about until somebody let go or got a concussion? I knew it as "whipcracking" but that may have been a local term.
As for multi-tasking whilst bumpin' uglies, I'm partial to having a football game on the tube and catching up on the blogs I read (and for this, double sided tape nicely holds the lappy on the missus' back). Voice dictation software is a problem here- oh on how many blogs I've inadvertantly commented "take it all you dirty slut!" Then there is the matter of "sex chow". I think Frosted Mini Wheats are a good choice- high carb, some sugar, and they can be kept with the sex toys and won't go stale- well, I mean, if they go stale, who could tell? Just remember to have a glance at what you've grabbed (groped?) before putting it in your mouth. ;)
I can only imagine the benefits and extra utility the 'roo's enjoy, what with the pockets and all...
Cheers.
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Hi stucco, yes I remember that game. We called it “buck the bastard” or “rip the retard” or something like that. It was so, so long ago.
By the way, I fear neither of us will be checking the "married" box on the tax return much longer if this multi-tasking scheme is taken to its logical limit. Romance trumps efficiency, so I have been informed.
I would submit that there are clear lines of distinction. Romance can be something as offbeat as lending a hand in atypical efforts (in my universe, that would be me cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, etc.) that expresses consideration and concern for your significant other. Alternatively, there are times when you (either of you) just need to get your freak on, and maybe you'll want to mount handlebars on the headboard and put the feather duster in the cordless drill. Everyone has their own groove- perhaps yours is more on the "rose petals on the sheets and Celine Dion playing in the background" side- I'm not here to judge, it's just mighty different in the ol' house o'Stucco. All I'm prepared to disclose is that non-dairy whipped cream is WAY more viscous than the proper dairy variety. Cheers. :)
Hi stucco, your logic is sound. Jilly's birthday is coming up. I'll buy her a new ironing board and stock up on Pennzoil 40wt. We do have a Celine Dion cd but we only use it as a cure for food poisoning. I see big changes on the horizon.
Dam you two!! I am getting as much enjoyment from these comments as I am from half the blogs I frequent!! LOL
Hi cheesy, I have heard that life is stranger (and therefore more entertaining) than fiction.
I`m enjoying your blog! Hilarious pic here.
tea
xo
Hi tea, thanks for dropping by. Great pics at your place too. Very idyllic.
he's probably just thought 'after this Ill give her a dud phone number to call me' . gives a new meaning to the phrase -'funny as fuck'
Hi judith, I believe his intentions are honorable. He has monogamy written all over his face.
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