Monday, August 28, 2006

Placenta Skin Boots

I need to get rid of a pair of placenta skin boots that I bought at an internet auction a while back. I was told they originally belonged to Tom Cruise and were only worn once. The boots are really soft and supple and they make your feet feel like they are still in the womb. Unfortunately, they are too small for my feet. I have to use tongs to take them off.
Any takers?


Anonymous Rachel said...

Those have got to be the ugliest shoes I have ever seen!
Shame on you for buying them.

4:40 PM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hey, those boots are crafted from only the highest quality placentas.
Are you trying to say that Tom Cruise has no taste?

11:25 PM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger GhostRose said...

I can imagine Tom Criuse having something like that - although they are pretty cool. I don't want them thuogh sorry. :-)

5:27 AM, September 04, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

That's ok, ghostrose. I've decided to donate the placenta skin boots to the Home for Clueless Celebrities. They provide housing and basic necessities to infantile, self-destructing blowhards who misinterpret their fans' adoration as permission to vomit their bigotry and ignorance into the collective face of humanity.

12:23 PM, September 04, 2006  
Blogger GPC said...

What size are they? 39? 40?

Do they smell? (Tom, they say, has this smelly feet issue, as many scientologist do).

4:46 PM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

They are 28's. The pointy toes are deceiving. They smell like a hospital dumpster. I guess I should have mentioned that.

5:52 PM, September 11, 2006  

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