Placenta Skin Boots
I need to get rid of a pair of placenta skin boots that I bought at an internet auction a while back. I was told they originally belonged to Tom Cruise and were only worn once. The boots are really soft and supple and they make your feet feel like they are still in the womb. Unfortunately, they are too small for my feet. I have to use tongs to take them off.
Any takers?
posted by slaghammer at 2:49 PM
6 Comments:
Those have got to be the ugliest shoes I have ever seen!
Shame on you for buying them.
Hey, those boots are crafted from only the highest quality placentas.
Are you trying to say that Tom Cruise has no taste?
I can imagine Tom Criuse having something like that - although they are pretty cool. I don't want them thuogh sorry. :-)
That's ok, ghostrose. I've decided to donate the placenta skin boots to the Home for Clueless Celebrities. They provide housing and basic necessities to infantile, self-destructing blowhards who misinterpret their fans' adoration as permission to vomit their bigotry and ignorance into the collective face of humanity.
What size are they? 39? 40?
Do they smell? (Tom, they say, has this smelly feet issue, as many scientologist do).
Hi GPC,
They are 28's. The pointy toes are deceiving. They smell like a hospital dumpster. I guess I should have mentioned that.
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