Saturday, September 16, 2006

Roasted Chickens

The plot thickens.
See Choked Chicken at previous post below for details.
In a distressingly common turn of events, the idiot who was dispatched to the afterlife last week by the two fisted grip of his intended victim was identified as a contract killer who was hired by the nurse's estranged husband. The brain dead husband apparently assisted the hammer headed hit man in disarming his ex-wife’s security system prior to the ambush. It is becoming increasingly clear how close the victim came to death as a result of the nefarious plot. I see a television movie in the making.


Blogger tank said...

Heh, that's pretty good stuff. I enjoyed reading your site. Good stories.

12:37 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Thanks Tank.
So, stock tank, fuel tank, main battle tank? I'm going to consider of all of the tanks I can before visiting your blog to solve the mystery behind the name. Reserve tank, oil tank...I'm running out of tanks.

1:20 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Laffy Taffy said...

Uh ohhhhh, spaghettio(du, doo). Is that how it goes? Whatever. Tell me at
I whoop that spaghettio's head boi, u know dat I will, I whoop its head boi, its head will get killed!

8:05 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Newsandseduction said...

I read the 51 years old nurse strangled the man who came to kill her. Bravo!

9:15 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Kristin said...

I saw your comment on EDog's page about Thomas the Tank, so I had to come on over and visit. Thanks for making me laugh. Not about the nurse who almost died, I would never laugh about that.

10:07 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Laffy Taffy
The nurse saved you the trouble of whooping it's head. His head was thoroughly whooped.

It does feel strange cheering the death of a human being, but in this case I agree with you, bravo!

Hi Kristin
Thanks for dropping by. I visited your blog and I have to say this Tank Engine character leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Could be the lead based paint or the packing material is responsible for that but who can resist chewing on those damn things? Not me.

11:41 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

The plot thickens indeed!

7:00 AM, September 17, 2006  
Blogger Dr. Blogstein said...

This is better than Days of Our Lives! I love it.

11:53 AM, September 17, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Orhan,
I suspect there might be other people involved who are at this moment sweating bullets and waiting for the knock on the door.

Hey Doc,
Do you think the hit man might have been the estranged husband's jealous lover? Was the nurse the hit man's love child? I can't wait till the next episode.

12:39 PM, September 17, 2006  
Blogger Cheesy said...

LOL I am loving the way this story is unfolding!

3:53 PM, September 17, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Cheesy,
They can do it in less than an hour on TV. I wonder why it's taking so long.

12:41 AM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger Kara said...

Someday I want to be important enough to someone that they only way they can forget me is to hire a henchman of the Cuban Mafia name Muerte to give me some cement me across the country and sink me to the bottom of the Hudson. know...if I'm lucky.

12:16 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Kara, you have that special kind of obsession right in the palm of your hand. You shouldn’t take Creepy Actor Guy for granted. He's not going to wait forever you know.

4:47 PM, September 18, 2006  
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8:18 PM, September 19, 2006  
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10:37 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm having a real hard time believing that a professional
contract killer would arm himself with only a hammer...
Sounds like a Quentin Tarrantino script to me.

10:55 AM, September 25, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

anonymous, I think it says a lot more about the idiot who hired the killer. From what I can tell, the dead hammerhead was anything but professional.

12:03 PM, September 25, 2006  

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