Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The Word

This is Dr. Gene Scott. He has been taken to his heavenly reward, but his word lives on. I advise caution with your responses. If there is a heaven, this guy has probably taken the gatekeeper's job from St. Peter, by means of blunt force trauma.


Blogger David said...

Mommy, I am scared.

2:57 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger Dr Syndrom said...

Oh sweet lord... now THAT is funny!!! :D and you hear that, don't give me no %$%$ money, until!!

- Mental Dribble.

2:59 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger Stucco said...

A world without Dr. Scott and Screaming Lord Sutch is a far less interesting place. I get the idea that Kinison learned how to preach from Scott.

4:15 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

David, pray with me. Dear Jesus, please protect us from your followers. It’s an old prayer but still appropriate.

Dr. Syndrom, the man knows how to close the deal.

Stucco, unless I’ve been duped again by the Sage-Wisdom-Industrial-Complex, I believe there is an ancient Chinese curse that goes, “May you lead and interesting life?”

4:39 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger Dr. Blogstein said...

I don't get it...why is Kenny Rogers so upset?

9:33 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger Kara said...

I was deafened by his stellar choice of eyewear. I finally realized he was talking somewhere around "...get a PhD at Stanford University...". I bet it was in fashion.

12:15 AM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger Cornealius said...

If this guy is the gatekeeper to heaven id much rather be in hell

8:46 AM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi doc, I guess he knew how to hold em. He just didn’t know how to fold em.

Kara, dressing for success is necessary in the high fashion world of demagoguery.

Cornealius, according the word as I know it, most of the fun and interesting people are going to end up stoking Satan’s furnaces. The boring ones will be floating around with the Laured, clapping their hands and singing a perpetual loop of Amazing Grace. I think I would rather burn in the fiery pit of eternal damnation with you. I mean, if you don’t mind me tagging along.

11:11 AM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger Goncalo Veiga said...

Who da f%&k is this guy?!!!

7:51 PM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi goncalo, your guess is as good as mine. Probably just an accomplished entertainer milking his niche for all it was worth. On the other hand, maybe he was the second, third, or fourth coming of Christ.

11:38 PM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger jodifosterturkeybaster said...

gay. so so gay

12:42 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger chikashi said...

Hello,Nice to meet to you.
My name is Chikashi Munakata in Japan.
It is interesting blog.

I am making a site introducing blogs of all over the earth.

If you can ,Could I introduce your blog on my site?

I hope many persons can make good relationship,get good informations.

8:06 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Jodyfosterturkeybaster, I don't know, he didn't look very happy to me.

Chikashi, thank you but no.

3:11 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger worm said...


3:07 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger Vera Hardwick said...

4:53 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger Goncalo Veiga said...

Hi Slaghammer, yeah I'll definitely bet on that second hypothesis. That is an hillarious video.

By the way, congrats for your blog. It's very nice: I will be adding it to my links.

6:12 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

That dude kicks arse!

I agree, St. Peter will surely be out of a job. Either he or Satan.

8:28 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

worm, thank you. btw, is that a worm snake?

vera, I just might do that.

goncalo, thanks, I will return the favor.

Orhan, I imagine he kicks all kinds of body parts. I have a feeling your first scenario might be second runner up.

12:12 AM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Bazza said...

Knockout performance. We, sadly, don't have that kind of stuff on TV in the UK; it's more entertaining than some of the mainstream TV. Do people really send these TV preachers money?
PS: I have now linked to here from my very fabulous blog!

4:15 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi baz, contributions to television preachers run in the hundreds of millions of dollars per year, or so I’m led to believe. It must be a lonely place in the UK without these guys keeping you company. BTW, thanks for the link.

5:19 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Stucco said...

I really wish there was a way to electronically represent that questioning sound that Scooby Doo would make- "Rungh?" No- that doesn't seem right. That's too much like "Ruh Roh Rorge" that Astro on the Jetson's would say. Maybe Scooby was more like "Ruhuh?" I don't know. I want to be able to make that noise in reply to Chikashi. In the satisfying words of Cecil Adams: "You're not from here, don't you?"

8:09 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

stucco, there's probably a few confused whippersnappers out there right now with the jetsons reference. That Judy was a babe but a little straight laced for my tastes.

11:33 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Fatboy said...

semen is such a persistent stain

1:29 AM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

fatboy, you might want to get that checked by a health care professional.

2:03 AM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger lufra said...

i want to put some images on my blog, on the right side, but i'm not able...can u help me please?
(sorry for my english!!!)

7:16 AM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as my father would say , these men are a dying breed - a small comfort for us all. He looks like the bastard child of DLT and dame edna though, tv stations should show this during the halloween festive period it would scare the bejesus out of you more so than john carpenter..

9:42 AM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

lufra, it would be the blind leading the blind. I have no idea.

judith, don't count on them going extinct. I believe they are breeding faster than they are dying. By the way, the dame edna comparison is funny, but what is a DLT? Dogturd, lettuce and tomato sandwich?

4:52 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger skinnylittleblonde said... about reverse psychology! I could hear the applause over him, but was especially captivated, myself, by his teeth in motion.

6:19 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi skinny, those teeth are doing the Laured's work!

6:39 PM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DLT is a well known disc jockey here in the uk, you can see how he scarily morphs into a gene scott clone here and how the unholy union between dame edna would have spawned something like gene scott
upon perusing the site you might well find yourself suitable petrified

4:42 AM, October 03, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

judith, holy crap! You do have an eye for genetics.

9:44 AM, October 03, 2006  
Blogger Edukator said...

I'm not a religous man but I know one thing. "Godamn" is blasphemy or "cussin" as this loon puts it. Hillarious. Who follows this guy masochists?

11:03 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

hi educator, it is the same mentality that set the stage for Hannibal and Genghis Khan. A little overly dramatic maybe, but I don’t want to offend any more people that I have to by singling out modern day megalomaniacs and their blind followers. I’ll leave that for the political bloggers to iron out.

10:11 PM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

` Aaa haaaa haaaa!!!! I'd watch that, but I have a sleeping boyfriend behind me.
` In any case, I love crazy people. They're so funny. One guy posted on my blog, believing himself to be the second coming and said that he'd kill everyone with his magical penis. I'm serious.

1:37 AM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi s e e quine, who knows, your poster with the magical tool might be capable of whipping up a second coming, I just hope he uses his powers for good and not evil. (Sorry about that, I couldn’t resist)

11:40 PM, October 16, 2006  

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