Thursday, November 30, 2006


Sweet mother of Zeus! I scored the big one! I just want to say thanks to all of the people who made this award possible. Most of all Serena at life is falling to pieces for all of the nice things she said in her review, and Bobbie Griffin at Bestest Blog for tireless promotion of the blogosphere and for going along with Serena’s half-truths and outrageous fabrications. Thank you, thank you very much.

26 Comments:

Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

Congratulations!

4:37 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO!@@@!!!!!1 You're supposed to say "thanks to all the little people" who made this award possible. LITTLE PEOPLE! Little, damn it! Where is your sense of inflated ego?! You have to make it sound like we're all beneath you!

Next time try harder!

;)

6:28 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Done, yknow I knew you would win some award for your blog at some point. You have a spellbinding way with words. Well done again.

6:45 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so much better than the bestest. I guess there was no word for that.

Enjoy it, for one day you're the bestest and the next day you're back with the restest of us.

8:39 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Cornealius said...

COngrats Slaghammer

10:10 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See where praying to archaic Greek gods' mothers will get you? I've said it time and time again!

1:58 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger mist1 said...

Congrats. You forgot to thank G*d and the Academy.

6:08 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Woozie said...

Let us enjoy a fine feast of watermelons as big as your head!

7:27 PM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats! : )

7:37 PM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats!That was awesome and rightly deserving!

11:54 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Anne said...

Congratulations. So where's the party? :)

11:25 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Humour, thank you.

Hello Serena, you’re going to make the little people angry! Bad things happen when the little people are displeased.
Note to little people: I in no way agree with or endorse Serena’s comments, so please stay out of my underwear drawer.

Hello Judith, I think they are just running out of people to give the award to. ;-)

Hi Doc, If this were a gangbang, I think the phrase you would be looking for is “sympathy f**k.” Thank you for not just coming right out and saying it, this is a family-type blog you know.

Hi Cornealius, thank you, thank you very much.

Hey Kara, Zeus and his compadres have been very good to me. The membership fees are low, the occasional bar-b-que, and I don’t mind the odd drunken godlet hitting on my wife every now and then. It’s all harmless fun.

Hi Mist1, all credit to Zeus. As far as the Academy is concerned, they’re dead to me! They ignored my when I was a nobody. Now I don’t need them. Note to the Academy: DID YOU HEAR THAT? I DON’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE SO QUIT CALLING!

Hi Woozie, that would be a mighty big melon. Would it be ok if we settle on a regular sized cantaloupe instead?

Hey Tisha, thank you for the compliment and thanks for dropping by.

Hi Fuzzylogic, thank you for your kind assessment of my humble efforts.

Hi Anne, thanks. I have a vague memory of this “party” thing of which you speak, something about people breaking all my shit and then getting sick before passing out in my front yard. How about we all just meet down at the Taco Bell?

12:37 PM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Woozie said...

No. It must be a watermelon, no canteloupe. How many black people have you seen enjoying a nice plate of fried chicken with some canteloupe?

Seriously though, congratulations.

5:14 PM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Woozie, come to think of it, I can’t stand cantaloupe anyway. They are the liar fruit. They promise but they never deliver.

8:33 PM, December 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A well-deserved award! You have an unique perspective. Thanks for all of your time and effort!

6:11 AM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Thanks Madpotter, it is a perspective filtered though the part of my brain that probably shouldn’t be relied for such endeavors.

10:23 PM, December 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey congrats, a truly deserving award I must admit

10:31 PM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger Cheesy said...

wt*freeking*goooooooooooooo

11:02 PM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Fatima Mohamed, thanks for dropping by and thank you for the kind words.

Hello Cheesy, I'm always freaking. The going part I don't do that often. I am definitely going tonight though, a touch of food poisoning I think, ugh.

11:18 PM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger alphawoman said...

Love the choice! You need to update more often for your fans!!

12:02 PM, December 03, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Alphawoman, thanks and you are correct, I am a slug. I blame it on those annoying holidays and my ongoing battle with the stomach flu. I ran out of gas and had a flat tire too. Damn tires!

1:44 PM, December 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope the tummy bug has departed, Oh christ here I go again Scriffins!.... scriffins ! LOL

6:22 AM, December 04, 2006  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Congratulations!

5:11 PM, December 04, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Judith, it has not only been a painful week, but a disgusting one as well. I’m not going to go into the details, but you know those jet packs that people like James Bond wear to rocket about the place, well, let’s just say that I’ve had to strap myself to the chamber pot to stop that from happening. Gag!

Hey Orhan, thanks.

6:14 PM, December 04, 2006  
Blogger Mari said...

Congratulations to the bestest!

12:32 AM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger slaghammer said...

Hi Mari, thanks for dropping by.

2:27 AM, December 06, 2006  

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